No Fucking Shit

Hey, we found out why they all died in the house fire.

Ribs in Gravy

Spare ribs slow cooked in gravy. Why wouldn't it be delicious. Kudos to AW for coming up with this.

Look at this shit

And whilst I shit all over Paul Sorvino, check out what I was bringing back to the bottle return:

Thank You! Thank you very much!

Some people know how to use a scaffold, some don't...

I saw these gentlemen working on the exterior of our friendly neighborhood Taco Bell. It would appear that this man knows how to use a scaffold:

And these guys do not:

Looks pretty safe to me. Maybe he is angling to get free tacos for life after he falls and breaks his neck (wow, that sounded like my grandma in my head). Also, the soffit they were working on was a uniform height. There was no reason I could come up with for that scaffold to have ever been set at that low in height.

God is going to shoot you in the face

Lemmy Win

Watch This then Go There

I am not sure why you are here, but if you are, then you should watch this:


And then go here:
http://www.lovebotsmash.com

Co-simpatico

I have been going to John King Books for years, but I have never noticed this section listing. For some reason it makes perfect sense to me. If you don't get it, I'm not going to explain it.

Also, I picked up these two books, which I can't wait to read:

Pop a wheelie.

Hot Dog Sauce Mutherfuckers!

this is a test of my phone

I Am Reserving My Drag Name

If for some reason I ever decide to become a cabaret drag queen (and you never know, life is a long and winding road) I wish to reserve the following name:

Rainbow Peppercorns

So, I guess someone is single

I wandered up to the bar tonight. Rob asked me if I wanted to see something cool. I did. So he leads me out to the alley behind his bar. And this is what was waiting for me:


It's a pair of women's panties with what is a very generous turd in it. I guess someone had a successful Saturday night. I have had some pretty uncool things happen whilst drinking, but I have never shat myself, and then discarded the evidence in an alley behind a bar. I hope she was at least wearing a skirt.

Ah, life in the big city.

I guess this is about as good a first real post as any.

First Post

Hello World!