I was once a rocket scientist. I wasn't a very good one, and if you ever got to know a couple you really wouldn't be impressed.
I try not to work more than 10-15 hours a week, and no, I don't have much money.
I have two dogs that I rescued. I don't think that makes me a good person, but it does make me better than most.
I have a girlfriend that is way out of my league.
I believe tater tots are always the best potato choice.
I am eating white castle as I write this, which means tomorrow will have a period set aside for regret.