been trying to think of a two word combination that when heard or read
has the ability to so instantly enrage me more than this pair:
And all I can come up with is "child molester".
Just the mention of her name in an article, and I experience a deep,
visceral reaction. Although, I must admit, when I see her (as opposed to
reading her name), I get an even more interesting reaction. First,
there is the hatred. The deep deep hatred of her. Of the shit she
knowingly puts into the world, all for the purpose of enriching herself.
There are few people worse than those who purposefully make the world a
shittier place for their own benefit. But then another thing happens. I
am struck with something like a detached, scientific curiosity.
What exactly is she? She almost appears to be human. Not quite, but
almost. Like if you looked at sketches of aging fashion models, and then
tried to make a human from those sketches. It's like a toymaker made an
evil, shrewish looking Barbie doll, shoved a black heart in her chest,
and gave her the mind of the world's biggest asshole. Then the Sugar
Plum Fairy, in a drunken mistake, turned her into a real girl.
I was once a rocket scientist. I wasn't a very good one, and if you ever got to know a couple you really wouldn't be impressed.
I try not to work more than 10-15 hours a week, and no, I don't have much money.
I have two dogs that I rescued. I don't think that makes me a good person, but it does make me better than most.
I have a girlfriend that is way out of my league.
I believe tater tots are always the best potato choice.
I am eating white castle as I write this, which means tomorrow will have a period set aside for regret.