God is going to shoot you in the face

Lemmy Win

Watch This then Go There

I am not sure why you are here, but if you are, then you should watch this:


And then go here:
http://www.lovebotsmash.com

Co-simpatico

I have been going to John King Books for years, but I have never noticed this section listing. For some reason it makes perfect sense to me. If you don't get it, I'm not going to explain it.

Also, I picked up these two books, which I can't wait to read:

Pop a wheelie.

Hot Dog Sauce Mutherfuckers!

this is a test of my phone

I Am Reserving My Drag Name

If for some reason I ever decide to become a cabaret drag queen (and you never know, life is a long and winding road) I wish to reserve the following name:

Rainbow Peppercorns

So, I guess someone is single

I wandered up to the bar tonight. Rob asked me if I wanted to see something cool. I did. So he leads me out to the alley behind his bar. And this is what was waiting for me:


It's a pair of women's panties with what is a very generous turd in it. I guess someone had a successful Saturday night. I have had some pretty uncool things happen whilst drinking, but I have never shat myself, and then discarded the evidence in an alley behind a bar. I hope she was at least wearing a skirt.

Ah, life in the big city.

I guess this is about as good a first real post as any.

First Post

Hello World!