I wandered up to the bar tonight. Rob asked me if I wanted to see something cool. I did. So he leads me out to the alley behind his bar. And this is what was waiting for me:
It's a pair of women's panties with what is a very generous turd in it. I guess someone had a successful Saturday night. I have had some pretty uncool things happen whilst drinking, but I have never shat myself, and then discarded the evidence in an alley behind a bar. I hope she was at least wearing a skirt.
Ah, life in the big city.
I guess this is about as good a first real post as any.